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Run Date Run ID Trash Message 9/8/2010 1410 RUN NO: 1410 Wednesday 01.09.10 Last week the circle was a rather small one with more or less 22 people. RA was Bootleger, even though he claims he doesn’t know why. Because we had an A to B run also some people got lost and somehow didn’t make it to the circle or arrived late. It was a good run though there were too many stupid drivers on the way… Still not a Wednesday hash member Kim had to be explained and shown by Pint what wanking is and got a down down for asking stupid questions, using wrong names and driving at the hash instead of running (now we also know where the stupid drivers came from…) Diplocockus used the chance to complain to Bendy for not having had a wank today. The virgin Urs almost caused a catfight between Half Pint and Bendy who both showed very much interest in getting his number, wanting to know if he’s straight and if he would go on a date with either one of them, but he wasn’t so sure about it. We also had some returners but as some of them got lost on the run we had some look-a-likes representing them and the whole thing got really confusing… One of the late comers Dr. Pushin’ declared that he wants to be Dr. Pussy and tried to buy Bendy with a lottery ticket. This made Diplocockus wonder about his wife’s side business. FF charged against the Wednesday hash men because of the girls having to bring their own dicks and Sally Swallows complained about them being too small. The Colombo Hash House Harriettes welcomed the virgin Urs as a new member and introduced Great Balls Of Fire, formerly known as Pascal. Because he set his parents house on fire at the age of 3, when he was trying to burn the balls of his Teddy Beer (or Bear?) and then when it was completely burning just put it under his bed, made him receive his name. Because of the beer I was drinking and the messy On sec checklist I can’t tell you exactly who the anniversaries were, but we had some, there were definetly Concrete Cow, Diplocockus and FF among them… I also remember Miss Piggy getting a down down for his 569th run (that’s a number I didn’t forget). This time the hash shit passed on to Kim because of being a Monday hash member but wearing a wednesday hash shirt and therefore not being in touch with his feminine side. Important announcements were that there is no Saturday hash due to the lack of hare volunteers, that there’s gonna be a Hash in the North around 20th of November and that Concrete Cow is having a party on a Thursday (beer’s on her!). We also had some charges against Sally Swallows for squirting at the RA without permission and against Diplocockus, the ejaculator, for not stopping her. Late comer Miss Piggy finally showed up freshly showered and shaved, expecting dinner, but getting a down down. Obnoxious nationality were the Americans for having hard balls and having girlfriends playing Santa Claus 5 months too early. While Aeugele was teleophonsexing Diplocockus, Dr. Pussy told a rodeo sex joke, which had something to do with a russian kamasutra and girls having AIDS. By this time Sally Swallows declared she wants hash food and as Diplocockus was already chewing on her, we decided to enjoy a delicious chili con carne/con tofu. Last thing to say: Thank you Paddy Diver for bringing small beer bottles to the hash, because even though girls obviously like big dicks, they want small beer bottles... Sabrina