Would you like to sit on my face?
It’s a very comfortable place
Put your hole down over my nose
Or would you rather suck my hose, suck my hose, suck my hose
My hose is an animal that lives in my pants
It’ll jump out and bite you if you give it the chance
It begs your pardon but it’s grown quite long
It’s a little bit crooked but it’s healthy and strong
So if you’d like to feel it nice and thick
You should bend down and suck my dick
So would you like to fuck in my car
Carry sperm juice home in a jar
Get the back seat all in a mess
Or would you rather lick my ass, lick my ass, lick my ass
My ass is an animal that lives near my bone,
It's often neglected as an erogenous zone,
I took a shower and it doesn't smell,
And when I shit I wiped like hell,
So if you'd like to give it a go,
You could bend down and lick my asshole.
A Yank is an animal that don't know jack shit,
He's got no humor and no wit,
His beer's like water and he talks too much,
He don't even know that a fanny's a crutch,
So if you can't tell a jackoff from a wank,
You could grow up to be a Yank.
An Aussie is an animal with corks in his hat,
He's rather drink piss than tickle twat,
He's got a roo for a rabbit and a dingo for a dog,
He wishes he could think but he's missing a cog,
So if you're dumb and your manners are dodgy,
You could grow up to be an Aussie.
A Kiwi is an animal that likes to fuck sheep,
He's so thick it makes you want to weep,
He's so damn lazy that he lives on the dole,
He'd like to screw women but he can't find their hole,
So if you can't tell a ewe from a she,
You could grow up to be a Kiwi.