O, say can i pee?


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O say, can I pee?
On that bush by the tree
I’m worried that I
Might be seen by the next guy
I could use some relief
I could water that leaf
I’d feel of kind of blue
If I got some on my shoe
And the pressure is high
And the bathroom is nigh
The truth is that I
Can’t hold back this great flood
So, out comes my pecker
And at the crowd it will wave
‘Cause the thought of going pee
Has made me so brave!